Hometown: Plano, TX
Stance: Goofy… For now
Turn ons: Latinas, Asians, plush animals with seductive eyes
Turn offs: The plush part. And animal part.
Ethan has been longboarding for 12 years and can’t get enough of the stuff. It was said by the gods that crack was created so everyone can have access to the same addiction he has to his beloved board that is long.
He enjoys long walks on the beach, wearing beenies to hide his satellite like ears, fine foods like top ramen and steak, and loves almost never being serious. Except that one time.
He likes listening to Led Zeppelin and playing the guitar and Ukulele until his fingers or ears bleed, then he keeps playing.
Originally from Honolulu, HI but moved when he was young to Plano, TX where the monotony of life forced him into longboarding (by monotony we mean his older brother) and hasn’t looked back since. Moved to Lima, Peru when he was 13 and got into the freeride, downhill, and dancing shenanigans. Moved back to Texas when he was 18, realized that he actually hated Texas, so moved to Eugene,OR and has been happy ever since. Currently lives out of a back pack and his whereabouts are unknown.
Fears: women with stretch marks. Guys with stretch marks.
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